Certifiably Yours

"Now we are equals, in name, standing, and accreditation. I'm finally a suitable partner for you!""My accreditations outnumber your own, Wright."Phoenix tried to put it out of his mind, with about as much success as all his years spent trying to put Edgeworth out of his mind. Several times a day, he'd catch himself fingering his one badge, lost in his thoughts. At night, when there was nothing before him to read or investigate, his thoughts ran amok. Less qualified, less certified, lesser lesser less—In the morning, Phoenix stared at his reflection with bloodshot eyes. There was only one way. He had to get certified in something, or it would never end.