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Summary
Heimerdinger is twirling his mustache anxiously, his foot tapping against the top of the tree stump he’s standing on. When he speaks, his voice is pointedly measured. “Viktor, my boy, I speak for the trees. And that… thneed is a thing that no creature needs.” The yordle gestures vehemently at the cascading cloth Viktor is gripping in his other hand, bright pink fluff making his skin look waxy.
Next to him, Jayce can hear his version of Viktor choke on nothing. “What is that absolute monstrosity of a garment?”---OR: Jayce and Viktor are channel surfing in their cosmic afterlife and stumble across a reality where their alternate selves create thneeds instead of hexcores, and Heimerdinger speaks for the trees. Yes, it's about The Lorax.
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