The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Mobei Jun’s Extraordinary Purse Dog
by fullmetalpotterhead
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Summary
From the diary of MBJ himself:
“Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of my Qinghua. He arrived by carriage as a gift to the Emperor, received from the hands of our latest vassal.
The color of the hair is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. He has an air about him, similar to both a viper and a rat depending on the company. His height is 175 centimeters, though he usually scrunches to appear much shorter. I affixed a collar about his neck, and it seems it shall lay there for all of Qinghua’s days.
In submission, he waters his eyes and grovels for mercy. He shows his back.
By nature, he likes to stalk my enemies. He lowers his head and works his trickery. He can extend his spine to raise his height in full. His agility allows him to disappear at night. I am convinced he is superior to all other humans.”
(Yes this summary is a parody of Emperor Uda talking about his cat. No the actual fic is not in first person)
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