Labor

http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/9115.html?thread=43644315#t43644315Requesting a fic where Femshep never realizes she is pregnant and finds herself going into labor at an inopportune/dangerous time. Would prefer Femshep/Garrus over any other pairing; I think it'd make the most sense, since the common headcanon is that turian babies are very small, so Shepard wouldn't gain a lot of weight. You can either explain how the pregnancy could have happened or not, but if you have a scientific explanation, go for it! The important thing is that no one realizes what's happening until Shepard is about to give birth.Bonus points if;- Shepard is never addressed by a first name- Shepard and Garrus are separated for some reason but can still communicate- Someone unassuming and definitely not qualified to deliver a baby is stuck with Shepard while she gives birth- The baby is completely/mostly turian- Shepard is still a total badass while in labor- No one dies please. I'm looking for some fluff with some extra helpings of suspense and a dash of humorI didn't hit all of the bonus points, but I got a lot of them.