The dark rise of Mr R. Ager (KEGS)

There has been much speculation about who will replace Mr Carter as he "steps down" from the role of headteacherSome have speculated that one fo the deputy heads will step up such as Miss Wiltshire or Mr JohnsonMore intelligent people would have noticed that Mr Maxwell Lyte has been making moves to obtain the position as per Mr Maxwell Pro's instructionRumours of Mr Ager or Mr Miliken spread quietlyBut the true dark horse ..none question why Mr Carter stepped downfrom the shadows..Mr Seed takes the roleAnd brings kegs into a new era of darknessYou are correct about, as a few select spies know him, 'Romeo'. I got some intel about his next moves. The subscription only cost me my lunchtimes for the next 10000 years. But what we need is a new era of greatness! A new are of prosperity! Or as some may say, prosPERRYty... I have heard about a new DESIGN for KEGS, but specialist TECHNOLOGY will be needed. Something is being COOKed up, I can feel it. A storm is brewing... maybe a revolution.We the People of KEGS, in Order to form a time of prosPERRYty, establish this Constitution for KEGS. Huzzah, comrades! MKGA! MKGA! HUZZAH! HUZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!