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Summary
Before we became a band, or even before you crashed your car into the store, I hated you. Before you took my girlfriends and anything else with bosoms around us or before you took me under care because the doctors instructed you do, I hated you. Immensely. I had a pretty normal and dull life and you took it all away from me. I swear I hate you down to your sickening, heartless core. But, not for the reasons you may think. Surprising, isn't it? (Based around the song 'Slow Country' by Gorillaz.)
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