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Summary
This was written from a prompt on The Hobbit Kink Meme (I did write this on there under my LJ username)
Prompt: So I've been looking at pictures of Bifur and no one seems to remember that in sexy situations that piece of axe would embed itself in his poor partner's forehead.
So, inventive kissing positions please? :) I don't mind the pairing.
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