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Unexpected Guests

by honorelle

ao3:684666 · 1,728 words

General Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Gen

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Summary

On the morning that he met Gandalf and started his adventure, canon!Bilbo had planned a quiet evening. This Bilbo, however, had managed to get stuck with inviting Mrs Bolger-Took and her five eligible daughters over for dinner. In self-defence, he also invited five eligible male cousins. Every single one brought a dish of food. And a friend, who also bought food, as a kind of bribe.

By the time Dwalin approached Bag End a party was in full swing.

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