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Summary
I had no intention of writing this. It's less fanfic than it is Lolita filtered through Camden. It's grotesquely unbetaed. Please read and comment because (emotional blackmail time!) I burnt my finger and I'm tired and I have to go study tomorrow and I don't want to.
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