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Summary
The first rule of John Bender is that he’s the criminal, and as such, cannot be seen around the likes of goody two shoes.
It’d ruin their image, it’d ruin his.
For once, a simple thing in his life. Something with less complexity than his father or his mother hating him. Something that’s easier to understand than the algebraic equations they try to get in his head.
It just means he doesn’t get a girlfriend.
Or his boyfriend.
Or his other boyfriend.
Probably shouldn’t hang around his other girlfriend either.
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