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Are Those Space Pants You're Wearing?

by sunchase

Teen

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Summary

It's the flower child/space boy AU nobody asked for.

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A couple gets married at the local observatory. William does the floral arrangements. Gabe gets a little too enthusiastic about outer space-themed pickup lines. William doesn't actually mind.

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"Wanna know why they call me space kid?"

"'Cause you're a fuckin' nerd?"

"'Cause I'll make you come so hard you'll see stars!"

"Wanna know why they call me flower boy?"

"Why's that, Billy?"

"It's 'cause uh..." William didn't actually have a punch line. "...'s 'cause I grow a lot of flowers."

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