The stars said — go to hell

Just a few days ago, she couldn’t have imagined that Cybertronians would even pay attention to something like horoscopes. Heck, most humans treat it as total nonsense and brain fog, let alone highly advanced autonomous organisms from the planet Cybertron.But it turned out they not only believed in it — they had their own zodiac system and all that mumbo-jumbo about star-based divination. The Autobots mostly treated it like a kind of entertainment. Like, you read some nonsense like “what kind of tea you are based on your zodiac sign,” laugh, maybe show it to your friends or family, and forget about it.But the Decepticons? Oh boy. Those guys took it seriously. At least Megatron did. Though, what else do you expect from a space-addicted satanist.Or:Miko and the stars are absolutely roasting Megatron