Ass-mergency

"Law... let me tell you a few things," Sanji said. "My brother's butt? It is LITERALLY worth somewhere around one hundred million dollars. Now, had I known prior about your...""Hobby-""OBSESSION over children's media from over a decade ago depicting my siblings and I from the most HORRIBLY traumatic time of our childhood... I would have never brought him here. Obviously. But it was either get his hip stitched up by a trusted and skilled friend, or take him to a busy hospital where everybody can see the world's top underwear model need medical assistance unintentionally related to his career. I believe you can understand our choice here?""... Uh huh."-Somehow, all four of the now grown Mini Rangers from Adventures of Sora and Germa 66 (ASG-66 to those in the know) were in Law's apartment, Sparking Red bleeding all over his and Luffy's bed while the other three got wasted and harassed Stealth Black's boyfriend, Zoro, for ice cream, and Luffy stood watch over Sparking Red's butt in their room. Law had some embarrassment as all of his ASG-66 memorabilia and general shrines to the show were in there...... but he'd live. Hopefully.Then the fire department came.