Go on and fool me

“So here’s what I’m thinking. We go up to him, strike conversation and distract him while one of us grabs his wallet, finds out his address and then we release a wild boar inside his house.” - says James brimming with excitement and looking much too proud of his mastermind plan. It earns him an eye roll from Peter and Sirius slaps him in the back of his head.

“Jamie, I love you. But that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard. Where would we even get a wild boar from?”

“How about we go chat him up and get his number and make posters with it to make creeps send him nudes?”- supplies Peter, which doesn’t sound as stupid as James’ idea.

“Gentlemen, please. I hear you, but it is my brother’s honor we are defending here and his innocent and inexperienced heart. So I call for good old vengeance, an eye for an eye, a broken heart for a broken heart. We must woo this man, get him to fall in love and then when he least expects it…”- he slams his fist on the table startling his companions. “BAM we break his heart. We could even snap a pic of him crying pathetically.”

Sirius Black wants to get revenge on the man who broke his brother's heart, unfortunately for Remus, he thinks it was him.