I'll Go With You

Dean has been sent back into time far enough to see his father alive in front of him, and he cannot believe he would rather say that he's seen the literal face of God than admit that he's married to a guy Angel.

So instead of telling Dad all of that, it would be better to just shut up and wait until he's rescued. Only problem with that is his entire family is nosy as fuck. And his rescuer is no other than Castiel himself. And Dean just wants to hide in a hole and die when everything is shot to hell so quickly.

"So, who is he?" Dad asked with suspicious squint.

"We're partners." Cas replies without looking up from his book on bees, snatched from a book bin at the local thrift store since Cas hadn't bothered to bring spare clothes on his travel back.

"We hunt together," Dean said, cutting in immediately, "Right, uh, buddy?"

"Dean, I've told you about how male bees are violently ripped apart when their endophallus is removed after copulating with the queen, right?" Castiel says as he flips the page, "If I haven't, then I have now."

Dean sweats as Dad and Sam squint even further, while Bobby just sighs.