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Summary
“Okay lets get this over with.” Joel starts, trying hard to keep total exacerbation out of his tone. “No you are not asleep, yes I am a talking coffee machine, no it is not an automatic voice, yes I can understand you when you speak to me, yes I will quote unquote die when you take me apart or break me, no you can't record me and yes I will continue making coffee for you so long as you go get a cup before I actually start getting mad.”
That finally gets Etho moving, lurching awkwardly to the side to reach for one of his glasses. His hands tremble slightly as he places the cup down.
“So the coffee being good is…?”
“Yes, that's me. Do you really think that your nearly expired heavy cream is making coffee this good?” Joel snarks, starting the slow dispense of espresso to Etho's increasingly visible shock. “Any other questions?”
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He was a coffee machine, he was an overworked tech guy. Can I make it any more obvious? (to the tune of skater boy)
(Title from Em Beihold - Egg in the backseat)
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