"Alone all by yourself during Christmas night? Wow. You must be a loser."

"That's all you have to say to me??""…is there… something else I am supposed to say?""You're not gonna ask why I'm pathetically alone on a Christmas night? In this horrendous fit? Something along the lines of," Lance mustered up his best impression of Keith, "'Oh hey Lance, look at you, what a loser for having no one to hang out with on Christmas night' - or something like that?"That got Keith scowling, eyebrows furrowed. (It did not look endearing. At all. No bueno.)"I don't sound like that," Keith deadpanned, serious and boring."And hanging out alone during Christmas is not 'loser' behaviour. Or whatever it was you called it. Calling you a loser for being by yourself during Christmas night is like calling myself a loser - which I'm not." or Lance is alone on a Christmas night - until he's not.