Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Surprise bit Beach I bet
by WhoCaresAboutANameAnyway
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Summary
This is based on a tumblr prompt"I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’"Starring Poe as Brutus the fake prostitute and Rey as the tomboy.
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