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Summary
He isn’t even going to ask where Darren found mistletoe in bulk.
“We probably could have tied bows on spinach and neither of them would have noticed,” Chris mumbles, frowning as he pulls the plastic bag open.
“Fuck that. First, I am way too lazy, and second… You really think Kurt wouldn’t know the difference?”
No. No, Chris doesn’t think that at all. Kurt is scarily good at recognizing things like that (and, so is Chris; the difference is that Chris doesn’t care).
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