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Summary
The war started to drag on them all.
As the greatest pranksters of their generation, he and his twin could not let that stand, not for long, and so a plot was hatched. It would be their greatest prank yet, surpassing their efforts to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire, or any of their ideas for the products on their shelves, or even their very own Farewell to Hogwarts, portable swamp and all, for this was a joy that would be shared.
The prank went like this:
On many nights, after many missions gone wrong in many different ways, Fred and George would find themselves in a safe house, waiting for word that it was safe to return home. It was always a different house, always in different company, but the steps from there would be the same.
One twin to distract, all charm and laughter and patching up wounds, big and showy and once even setting off a firework or two to keep all the attention on them.
One twin to scout, to open each door in the cottage or apartment or house and count up the bedrooms. And then, through some ingenious charm work and a little slight of hand, alas, the answer each time was the same.
Only one bed.
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