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Summary
Bonepeak Mountain is a mess. Bones pop out of the ground, children vanish into thin air, and the townspeople are constantly praying for someone—anyone—to save them. Enter our four “heroes,” summoned in holy light, ready to do hero things… and promptly argue, punch each other, and nearly destroy the town while trying.
Meanwhile, Jack, the world’s most melodramatic Archlich, has a flair for dramatics: raising armies, summoning the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and making presents fall from the sky that double as nightmares. Chaos, blood, explosions, and divine light ensue as our heroes try to save the day without accidentally killing each other—or themselves.
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