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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Beware of the Vogonese

by SusanMM

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Summary

According to the ever-popular, best-selling Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Vogon poetry is the 3rd worst in the galaxy. Here is a filksong explaining why, in verse almost but not quite as bad as a Vogon's. First published in Xenofilkia #19, 1991.

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