The Human Form

Crowley teaches an art class at a university and he's about to hand out an assignment to the class: draw a part of the human body. The thing is, he's seen more boobs and dicks being drawn than he ever cares to see again, so this time, he decides to split his students up into pairs, but he chooses to put them into groupings he things will discourage his students from stripping down for one another. He thinks he's bloody brilliant taking the quietest man in the class and pairing him with the loudest. They can't possibly get along well enough to strip down, he thinks. It just goes to show how little he really knows about his students.