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Summary
Oh Arthur dear, please listen,If you keep holding it in,I fear your bollocks might explode.Boom, boom, boom.
Ohhhh, my dear, dear brother,It’s time for you to have the sex-”
“Okay, okay, stop!” Arthur shouted, feeling that his face was probably redder than a fucking tomato. “Please. Just stop. Come- come inside,” he begged, praying that none of his neighbors heard the singing.
In which Arthur is attracted to the sing-a-gram his sister sent him (who he keeps running into) and is at the same time forming an emotional connection to the stranger he accidentally threatened via text.
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