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Summary
"Merry Christmas" is made up of fourteen letters. So are "meet the parents" and "demon mistletoe."(Or, the "I accidentally told my parents that I'm dating someone to get them off of my back so, as my best friend, can you please come with me to dinner - buT NO, WHY IS THERE MISTLETOE-" au that nobody asked for.)
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