Derivative Initiative

When unrevealed, but urgent circumstances force the team into an extended stay at Stark... make that *Avengers* Tower, our heroes are instructed to kick training into full gear. Unfortunately for Director Fury, he had no idea just how much mischief two new, college aged, female recruits could stir up when quarantined in the New York residence. This interesting blend of Stark-style obscenity, Cap-style bashfulness, and frat-style shenanigans would make for a pretty laid back rom-com... if it weren't for the mysterious, eminent threat on the horizon. Will the team be able to pull themselves together before this new evil arrives? Or will the leaders' infatuation with their new room mates prove to be too heavy of a distraction?