hard days night

Everywhere but Evan's home feels like home, especially when he's in it, and sometimes (okay, a lot,) he consults people like Johnny Weir in his head. Usually the third person Evan would consult in his head when he thought about the locker rooms being 'home' -- or thought about a lot of things that needed consulting in his head, and possibly Evan would need therapy when he retired -- was Johnny Weir. It was only a little odd, but sometimes he snapped out of whatever lull his body or mind was in if he thought of Johnny saying something sort of snippy to him. In this case, he always pictured Johnny saying something like: "Wow, Lysacek, do you plan on winning a gold medal or a straight jacket this year?".