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Summary
You have been employed at the Night Vale Radio Station for a whole week without falling victim to any work related accidents, mental fog, existential anguish, public humiliation, or ritualistic sacrifices. You think that at the rate you're going, you might just break the company record for longest trauma-free work period. (Twenty days, four hours, two minutes.)
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