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Summary
Traditionally, when someone calls into question Arthur Pendragon's bravery, there's a lot of shouting and swords and fights to the death. But Arthur's currently naked in the bath and he can't help but feel he's at a slight disadvantage, so he contents himself with sneering and saying, "Poppycock!" which isn't half as satisfying as, say, cutting off one of Merlin's limbs and forcing him to eat it.
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