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One morning Peter wakes up and accidentally destroys like 70% of the objects he touches. His parents aren't worried about the expenses -after all, when one of your parents owns Stark Industries and the other fights for freedom with a red, white and blue death frisbee, money isn't much of an object- but they are more than a little worried about their baby boy growing up and joining the family business. Especially when all they want to do right now is unwind in Peter's godmothers' house in Arizona and cook russian pancakes with Natasha and Pepper. And especially when Peter keeps making costume choices that they disapprove of.