How the other side lives

“This is awful. None of my parts move the way they should.”“Hey, those are my parts and they move just fine, thank you very much.”“Maybe they move fine for you, but… why does anyone need this much leg?” Jimin asked, gesturing down at Namjoon’s legs with Namjoon’s hands. “This is really unnecessary.”“Are you kidding? I’d love a little extra leg right about now.”“Watch it. Those are my legs and they’re just fine.”“But how do you get anywhere on time without running? I had to practically jog to make it across campus in time to catch the bus. And what’s with these hands? My coffee cup barely fit.” Namjoon waved Jimin’s hands in front of Jimin’s face. Well, his face. That Jimin was wearing. It was all very complicated and unsettling.