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Summary
A Welcome to Night Vale remix of Teen Wolf.
Try-outs for the Beacon Hills High lacrosse team will be held today! The Coach encourages all non-humans to try out, as they will be guaranteed a spot on the First Line no matter how many puny human team members they injure due to unchecked rage issues. No, really, the Coach said. Mere human strength is for chumps. Do your best to injure your human teammates. It leaves more room on the team for those among you who possess unnatural—some might say supernatural—reflexes.
If you’d like to try out, be at the Beacon Hills High Death Arena and Track at 3pm. Try to be on time, and possess uncanny, inhuman strength.
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