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Antigone wails silent in my dreams
by Eatgreass
A poem that expresses my thoughts about Antigone a little better.
Antigonefan fiction
Character · 338 works
Antigone turns up in 15 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 2,900 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
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Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
Sharing a Mattress
by enchantedsleeper
"Chapman cleared his throat. “I say, Rudyard,” he said. “You look like you haven’t been sleeping all that well lately.” The worst part, Rudyard thought irritably, was that he didn’t even look down at his script while saying it. He’d already memorised the bloody lines. “Yes, well I haven’t,” Rudyard read slightly woodenly from his script. “I’ve been sleeping on a mattress filled with straw and old bicycles. Hold on-” Rudyard lowered the script and shot Jennifer Delacroix an annoyed look. “Why am I the one sleeping on the junk mattress? Can’t I have the good one?” In an attempt to rescue the state of Funn Funerals' finances, Rudyard agrees to do a mattress advertisement for Piffling FM. He wasn't expecting to be co-starring alongside Eric Chapman - or for there to be a er, practical element to the ad spot. And to make things worse, there's only one mattress...
Hot Fuzz (2007)+1
Untitled Goose Game
by arboreal_overlords
Eric Chapman was literally the Met's finest. Then, somehow, he ended up transferred to Piffling Vale: a small island full of suspicious “accidents,” creepy townspeople, and homicidal geese. Now all Eric has is a wilting peace lily, an idiotic partner, and a fraying sense of sanity.He will cause problems on purpose.
The Magnus Archives (Podcast)+1
Ain't No Grave (Can Hold my Body Down)
by arboreal_overlords
“Statement of Eric Chapman, regarding his time as an undertaker in the village of Piffling Vale. Statement Begins.”
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
The Greatest Undertaking
by raven_quilled
Rudyard discovers a family secret and Funn Funerals acquires a new apprentice. But as Rudyard comes to terms with parenthood, he still must contend with the judgments of others in Piffling Vale - especially those of Eric Chapman - all while preparing for the most emotionally challenging funeral he has conducted in nearly two decades. As Rudyard bonds with his daughter and strives to give her mother a meaningful memorial, he and the rest of Funn Funerals are confronted with the meaning of family, love, and loss.
The Magnus Archives (Podcast)+1
Rise Right Out of the Ground
by arboreal_overlords
Eric Lukas loses a brother, steals a name, and backpedals out of the family business so quickly that he trips directly into a haunted funeral parlor.
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
Festive Funn
by SupposedToBeWriting
Georgie, Antigone, and Rudyard anticipate spending a nice, cozy Christmas Eve amongst themselves. However, as the night goes along, they come to the realization that Chapman's spending the night alone. The kindly, neighborly thing to do would be to invite him over ... as much as it might kill them.
The Magnus Archives (Podcast)+1
Put Your Foot on the Land and See
by arboreal_overlords
The S.S. Piffling was anchored off the coast of Brighton when they spotted him: a lone man bobbing in a garishly painted kayak that was clearly not meant for open water. He was holding an axe instead of a paddle and was bleeding rather profusely from a head wound. “Oh, hi!” The man said, waving at them with the axe. “I think I might be dead?”Or: Timothy Stoker confronts his future. Eric Chapman confronts his past. Everyone else is just trying to get by between potential apocalypses.
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
freaky funeral
by StrawberrySpring
Rudyard Funn went to his bed looking like himself. He doesn't, anymore.Rudyard and Eric swap bodies for a day and things happen. Freaky Friday AU, sort of. Just the body swap part.
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
Rudyard Hates Storms
by heartofholtzbert
A terrible storm comes to Piffling Vale and Chapman is forced to ride it out with the Funns and Georgie inside Funn Funerals
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
Undertakers Undercover
by Melanie_D_Peony
Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn't anymore.Rudyard is a cantankerous, taciturn man without height, charisma or any memorable features. Most people hate him - that is if they recognise him out of the context of his funeral home at all. He is quite used to that by now.But that all changes when, by a quirk of fate, he learns that someone on the island has developed some intensely conflicted feelings towards him.For the first time in his life, Rudyard has an admirer.If only he knew what to do about it! Eyes flailing, ricocheting in their sockets Rudyard cast a desperate glance about himself for an excuse, any excuse to further stall Chapman and finally blurted.'What about dinner?' This had the desired effect because Chapman's purposeful march petered into a stop.'Well, what about it?' He mumbled, facing Rudyard once more.'W-would you like to have dinner tonight?''I like to have dinner every night. Now, if that is all you wanted, I guess I might just-''More specifically, would you like to have dinner with me?''Oh, blimey. Well yes, bloody yes, of course!'
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
Catch and Release
by raven_quilled
Calliope's first summer with her family at Funn Funerals ought to be an exciting time, but when a fight with Antigone sends her flying to Chapman's for an internship, it seems as if Calliope and Rudyard aren't going to get the summer they hoped for. To make matters worse, as Chapman rallies Piffling Vale for the 30th Semi-Annual Piffling Fishing Tournament, it becomes very clear to Calliope that her new mentor might only want to get closer to her dad. Can she patch things up with Antigone and stop Chapman before it's too late?
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder; and Spite in the Hand of the Spider-Holder
by DontOffendTheBees
"Don't think we get those sorts of spiders on Piffling, Ms. D," the man- Eric, apparently, ooh, what a shifty name- assures her, leaning in close to inspect Rudyard like a bug under a microscope. Which, to be fair, is rather closer to the truth than Rudyard would like. "We're a fair way from Australia!" "You never know these days," she says sagely, leveling Rudyard with her trademarked suspicious squint. "All sorts of things stowing away aboard ferries and hot air balloons and whatnot. One never can tell what might tumble out of the cargo hold..."For once, Agatha, Rudyard muses, returning this strange man's gaze with an eight-eyed glower of his own. I couldn't agree more. In which Rudyard is cursed to be even more unpopular than he's accustomed to, and Chapman is a charming newcomer with a soft spot for creepy crawlies.
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
Merely players
by Melanie_D_Peony
Rudyard is naturally flattered when Calliope asks him to star in her short film for a school project. But things get heated when Chapman gets involved. ‘Eric.’ Georgie turned to their rival, articulating with care like she was talking to someone experiencing a stroke in real-time. ‘You want Rudyard to play the protagonist?’ ‘Yes, of course.’ He nodded with his characteristic, unshakable confidence. ‘Rudyard. As the handsome, well adjusted, relatable main character?’ Syllabized Antigone, dumbstruck. Suddenly, she remembered herself and turned to her brother. ‘No offence, Rudyard.’ ‘None taken.’ Rudyard simply conceded with only the slightest hint of underlying sadness.
Wooden Overcoats
Opia
by orphan_account
opian. the ambiguous intensity of looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable—their pupils glittering, bottomless and opaque—as if you were peering through a hole in the door of a house, able to tell that there’s someone standing there, but unable to tell if you’re looking in or looking out.(It's a high school au what did you expect)
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
Five Times Antigone Wasn't Sure What Eric Was Asking Her... And One Time She Knew For Certain
by sachantquiladesailes_98
I've wanted to write a 5 +1 fic for a long time, so I figured why not do it for this wonderful podcast that is going into its last season guys!!If you haven't donated, please consider doing so. Don't we all want to see Rudyard ruin Hallowe'en? https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/wooden-overcoats-the-last-season#/
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
A potentially explicit work
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
Spin the Bottle
by enchantedsleeper
[Secondary school/high school AU] Rudyard should never have let Georgie talk him into coming to the stupid party at Chapman's. And he definitely shouldn't have agreed to play Spin the Bottle.
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
the lies we tell ourselves (are not always what we think)
by justahappycloud
He looks at you with those eyes, and you feel wrong, dirty, broken. But then the light turns back on, and you see the shadows were nothing but a trick of your mind.
Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
Rudyard ruins his own birthday
by Melanie_D_Peony
Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn't any more. Rudyard has never been a happy man, has always been prone to fits of despair and bouts of misery and the funeral industry gave him little excuse to be merry. But he understands that birthdays are happy things and even he considers his very own an occasion of joy and festive cheer.After all, even Rudyard Funn couldn't ruin his birthday.Surely.