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Blaseball (Video Game)
by uwunium
The life story of Parker MacMillan 11th, as he discovers his past, encounters wild and impossible events, and holds his own against the god of the RNG.Made with Elliott f Chicago's Parker Simulator!https://elliotaries.itch.io/parker-simulator
Blaseball (Video Game)
by RellysTales
Fran struggles to cope with the fallout of her platonic soulmate's death. She learns what ghosts really are.
Blaseball (Video Game)
by krebkrebkreb
Case Sports comes to terms with the incineration of Miguel Wheeler in the way only a lawyer wearing a personalized Blaseball jersey under their suit can.
Blaseball (Video Game)
Blaseball (Video Game)
by icecheetah
Incineration doesn't HAVE to be fatal, does it?
Blaseball (Video Game)
by Novelsinourheads
“The weird thing about space is that it’s simultaneously immutable and unknowable. We can estimate the exact time a star was born, the exact time it died, but we’ll probably never know what it felt like, whether it shined down on life like ours. So let me ask you: where were you when our very own one collapsed? Me? Well, I was busy getting consumed with it.” (or: a picture of a life in a series of artifacts)
Blaseball (Video Game)
by icecheetah
It felt like she was in two places.
Blaseball (Video Game)
by The_Dice
The idea of this fic-in-verse was to tell a story of Blaseball but ignoring most popular fan-lore. The only sources used were Blaseball dot Com, SIBRs Reblase for reference and the Blaseball Beat. Using the Beat meant some interpretations of teams line up in part with popular conceptions but with an attempt to shift in a different directions (The Garages are the main ones who come to mind here). This attempts to maintain the spirit of Blaseball as an absurd sports horror game.Many of the teams are portrayed as monstrous (the Pies as zombies risen from people baked into Pies and the Tigers as literal demons come to mind) - none of that is intended as a slight on fans.In the same vein interpretations of events like the Wyatt Massoning and feedback perhaps skew more horror based than a lot of the interpretations we've seen; this isn't attempting to argue any of those interpretations are wrong, it's merely exploring a different avenue. We are all love Blaseball.
Blaseball (Video Game)
by FIVEpoint9
Burke's apartment is a regular place for the Wings to stay the night, or just hang out.
Blaseball (Video Game)
by baliset
“it’s the end of the world, estes,” shaq says, flinging his arms out to either side. “end of the world, and everyone fuckin’ forgot about us. i mean - they forgot about us last time, too, with the hall stars, but this time they kinda left the back door open. and i’d rather go be space pirates than sit around hugging and crying and waiting for something to happen.”combs sets the jacket in their hands down on their desk. their needle is still threaded, but they set that down too, burying it in the pincushion strapped to their wrist.“what if something does happen?” they ask.“what’s it gonna do,” shaq says, “kill us?”(or: the crabs steal a spaceship, and stowaways follow.)
Blaseball (Video Game)
by baliset
you are cordially invited, the invitation slid under the door proclaims, to the nonagon’s first ever spaceship prom, presided over by the inimitable dj logi horseman. tomorrow night, the mess hall, byob if you’ve got it lmao! dress code PROM FORMAL. combs duende reads the handwritten sheet of paper once, then again, then passes it mutely to nora before she has a chance to ask. “well,” nora says hopefully, “at least it’s enrichment.” (or: scenes from a party.)
Blaseball (Video Game)
by atlatl_vertebra
What's it like to date Fran Beans? Let the entire active roster of the s12 Mexico City Wild Wings tell you, in their own words
Blaseball (Video Game)
by FIVEpoint9
Thank you for taking the time out during the siesta to speak with Blaseball News Network. We've gotten a lot of reports, but nothing that we can actually verify. So if you could clear this up for everyone: who is Emily Burger?
