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Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)

All the fears you hold so dear

by April_Cits93

Danger mouse is known to be the greatest secret agent in world. He has a certain expectation to keep up and cannot let emotions ruin his work. Except for when his assistant is assumed dead by everyone including himOrWhat if danger mouse couldn’t save Penfold from Crumhorns blast in “Mouse Fall” and he was the one to lose all his memories

General 5.8k words 3 / ? ch In progress 51 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Angst · Mutual Pining · What-If

Danger Mouse (Cartoon 1981)+1

Danger is my middle name...and my first

by Hollystop

Danger Mouse wasn’t your average mouse. Besides his incredible physic, extraordinary brilliance, and impossible luck; he was also a surprisingly caring person. At least when it came to his assistant. Ernest Penfold wasn’t your average hamster. He was much much worse. Somehow even without it in his name Penfold attracted danger constantly. Evening going so far as to almost die at the hands of Crumhorn. Die! In a cartoon! Could you imagine the paperwork?!

General 685 words 2 / ? ch In progress 32 kudos

Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)

Questions and Antics

by Irhaboggles

The Danger Agency does another charity fund, but this time, the main event is a Q & A, not that many of the questions actually get answers. But what else can one expect from a crazy agency with the word "Danger" in the title?

General 4.7k words 1 ch Complete 10 kudos

BBC · Danger Mouse - Freeform · Humor · Parody· +3 more

Danger Mouse (TV)

In A Flash

by Eoraptor

2015 Reboot: As usual, meddling mouse sets off touchy chicken. Only this time the consequences are a bit more serious than hurt feelings and smashed gadgets. Squawkenmouse

Teen 905 words 1 / ? ch In progress 7 kudos

Danger Mouse (Cartoon 1981)+1

Mad Scientist

by Irhaboggler

After enough failed inventions and betrayals, Professor Squawkencluck tries to take drastic measures. When the Danger Agency tries to stop her, she flees and finds solace in a scientist with a very similar story. Together, the two make a pact to help one another right the wrongs that have been done to them until the world will never be the same again.

General 13k words 8 ch Complete 6 kudos

Crossover · Descent · Descent into Madness · Dog - Freeform· +14 more

Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)

An Underwater Rescue and a Startling Truth About DM

by TheDormantYankofPeace

After her 2nd threatening encounter from Sinister Mouse and his newly acquired henchmen in an isolated Arkwright Asylum cell, Shirakage Mouse secretly began testing the micro sized Twistyverse magical orb’s power inside of her body. In 8 weeks, she had tested its use beyond its limit twice...and discovered its grave, double edged price.However, when Danger Mouse’s struggle against his Boss’ Twistyverse counterpart leaves him helpless at the bottom of the Nation’s Southern Bay, his girlfriend had no choice but to use the Orb’s power again to save him. Shirakage thought that her successfully rescued boyfriend remained befuddled over his mysterious return to dry land.Unfortunately, she was wrong. But was she the only one hiding secrets?When the agency discovers the life threatening danger that the Twistyverse orb had placed Shirakage in, an extremely upset Danger Mouse then began to reveal a truth about himself; a truth which was completely different from what Professor Squawkencluck had once told her several months ago.

Teen 4.3k words 2 ch Complete 5 kudos

Action · Angst · Drama · Drowning· +4 more

Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)+1

A Scar Everyone Can See

by Zarius

Danger Mouse is out of action and it's up to Penfold to save the day. Can he ensure millions of viewers don't miss Strictly on Saturday? (tag for "Melted")

General 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 4 kudos

CBBC - Freeform · Saturday - Freeform · Strictly Come Dancing · bbc one - Freeform· +1 more

Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)

Trial Of Commitment: Chapter 2.3

by TheDormantYankofPeace

Professor Squawkencluck could care less about Danger Mouse going mad and searching endlessly for his missing Crumples the Clown doll. She would prefer to indulge in how she met one of the most brilliant scientists at her old college. But unbeknownst to her, the gift from her new colleague might prove hazardous to Danger Mouse's health. Takes place in between Chapters 2 and 3.

Teen 2.2k words 1 / ? ch In progress 4 kudos

Clown doll · Drama · Entry Logs · General· +11 more

Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)

Carrying The White Wonder’s Offspring

by TheDormantYankofPeace

5 weeks after defeating Sinister Mouse and sealing up his world from Danger Mouse's, Shirakage Mouse can now live peacefully with the agent she loves. Or can she...? Post love making can lead to serious consequences. But will she agree to see DM's side of his happiness? A newly completed Christmas story which symbolizes Self Respect and to stubbornly follow your own heart.Author’s Note 6/20/19: I can safely announce that I’m more than 99.9% satisfied with how I updated this story to a more appropriate ending. Perhaps some tweaking could be added after the karaoke jazz song that DM sang in the style of his reboot voice actor, Alexander Armstrong. But I guess I could wait a little longer.Author’s Note 12/17/19: This story started in 2017, like my other Christmas story which I recently posted onto here. But it took longer for me to brainstorm it perfectly.

Teen 3.1k words 1 ch Complete 3 kudos

Angst · Christmas · Drama · Family· +16 more

Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)

The Stolen Allergen & Quark’s New DM Kryptonite

by TheDormantYankofPeace

One week later, Baron von Greenback gave up on kidnapping Shirakage Mouse. After she had moved back into her refurbished flat, she and Danger Mouse started going on public dates with each other. From a Bozorian carnival in London’s Clowntown to karaoke lullabies, the two white mice from European and Japanese descent make the most of their time when off duty.But not all of the villains have failed to get to Danger Mouse through going after the tough Shirakage Mouse. One of them lurks in the shadows, watching her and waiting for the right time. And just when Shirakage believed that she had stored away the last sample of her original perfume’s chemical formula compound, somehow it finds another way to make Danger Mouse suffer.Set right after the 2nd season of the DM reboot cartoon, with the additional creation of the Danger Agency’s Medical Branch called the “Peril Medical Corps”. The rhino doctor from the episode “Gold Flinger” is named Head Doctor Johnson. All nurses in this unit are under the title, “Nurse Peril...” and so on.

Teen 7.1k words 1 ch Complete 2 kudos

Anxiety · Carnival · Dating · Drama· +14 more

Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)

Valentine’s Day One Shots of 2018 With DM

by TheDormantYankofPeace

Love, mishaps, embarrassments, chocolate, baking, tickling, secrets, blackmail, and fun with Danger Mouse and Shirakage Mouse. July 2019 is not important at the moment. Reserving story projects is.Description Update 2/12/2021: This 2 chaptered story contains 2 Valentine’s Day one shots which I wrote up 3 years ago back in 2018. It’s high time I reserve them on this site as well.

Teen 2.2k words 2 ch Complete 2 kudos

Awkward · Chocolate · Comedy · Cute· +12 more

Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)

Finding Shirakage Mouse’s Princess Side

by TheDormantYankofPeace

Shirakage Mouse had always been more free and comfortable in light clothing, helping her move much better and faster in a fight. But when DM's Melted mission encourages Shirakage to reveal her displeasure towards Ball gown dresses, the poor Japanese Tailed White Mouse then finds herself starring in a re-enactment of The Phantom of The Opera. Will Shirakage Mouse's dignity survive?

Teen 3.1k words 1 / ? ch In progress 1 kudos

Halloween · Humor · Karaoke · Melodrama· +6 more

Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)

His Love For Me Runs Deep

by TheDormantYankofPeace

Supposed sequel to "Scarlett Johamster's Insistence". Shirakage continues to ponder how much she feels for Danger Mouse, despite him being too kooky for her. But a cold rainy night out in a Pub melts her sardonic heart when she confronts a drunken, sick DM, and the Japanese White Tailed Mouse ends up carrying him back to Danger HQ. Could her heart possibly melt even further?

Teen 2.5k words 1 ch Complete 1 kudos

Angst · Blushing · Comedy · Drama· +9 more

Danger Mouse 2015

DM’s December Promise

by TheDormantYankofPeace

Long after Christmas and the discovery of Shirakage Mouse's pregnancy, DM sets out on the promise he made to her before the New Year comes about. Fighting a cold and dealing with the reality of his girlfriend suffering from "Melted Sickness", DM reflects upon the secrets of Shirakage's past...her haunting past.

Teen 1.7k words 1 / ? ch In progress 1 kudos

Cold · December - Freeform · Friendship · Holiday· +14 more

Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)

Heat Wave Discipline

by TheDormantYankofPeace

Shirakage Mouse's iconic pranks lead her to race Danger Mouse on the Summer Beach walk. But a simple hot race turns serious when Danger Mouse collapses due to Heat Exhaustion. As his girlfriend goes into Peril Medical Nurse mode with other local medics in an ambulance, Shirakage soon discovers that the European Heat Wave might not be the cause. And when did DM get a tattoo?

Teen 3k words 1 ch Complete

Ambulence · Care · Drama · Family· +18 more