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Count Olaffan fiction

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Count Olaf turns up in 81 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 19,900 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)+1

Dead Enemies

by InsertImaginativeNameHere

Olaf considers what he learnt about Snicket being 'dead' and how this could be advantageous to him. Even if it is a little annoying.

General 722 words 1 ch Complete 53 kudos

the hook-handed man appears · yes I do know his name · I didn't feel like using it at any point so I'm sorry · Rambling· +9 more

A Series of Unfortunate Events

From the Desk of Count

by RosieG9012 (B1nary_S0lo)

In thirteen short parts, Count Olaf plots and ponders his quest to steal the Baudelaire fortune.

General 1.2k words 1 ch Complete 29 kudos

Humor · Diary/Journal · Canon Era · Villains· +2 more

A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)+1

a world made quiet

by quixilvr

In which Olivia and the Baudelaires make a daring rescue, orphans are saved from evil, and the world is set to right.

Teen 8.8k words 3 / ? ch In progress 316 kudos

AU of Vile Village · Fix-It · Tea! · happy endings (for once)

A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket+1

The Neutral Meeting

by SHF

The Baudelaire orphans have more than enough reasons to not trust easily, honestly, they have good reasons to not trust anyone at all.After all, they have wandered half of the country looking for tutors and running away from a mad actor, his girlfriend and their supporting troupe, leaving a series of unfortunate events and a steadily increasing count of dead bodies.Hannibal has never, ever hurt a child, but, at the same time, he never, ever thought that he would have one. Of course, he never thought he would find someone he would love absolutely and would marry, he never in his oddest nor wildest dreams thought he was going to be the foster parent of a twenty-year-old now in college, with said husband, and couldn’t have imagined in all eternity that when given the offer of fostering three children being pursued by a homicidal maniac he would accept.He accepted though. Or the one where Hannibal and Will adopt and care for three down on their luck Baudelaire orphans

General 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 235 kudos

Dark Will Graham · Family Fluff · Hannibal Lecter is a Cannibal · Hannibal could not let kids be neglected· +11 more

Deadpool - All Media Types+1

A Series of Unfortunate Events: the Asinine Assassin

by Maxdowt

I could create a beautiful summary, exactly detailing how the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, came to be under the guardianship of one Wade Wilson. I could even summarize their misfortunes as they outwit the dastardly Count Olaf, who has a difficult time plotting to kill someone who is immune to death.If I did these things, your interest might be piqued and you might find it appropriate to continue reading.So instead, I shall simply encourage you to look away.

Teen 14k words 9 / ? ch In progress 190 kudos

ASOUE - Freeform · just can't catch a break · these poor orphans

A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)+1

Out Of The Woods

by cinnabongene

What would it take for Count Olaf to become a good guardian? Is there any shadow of a decent, caring person left inside of him? Probably not, but in this AU there is!When all four of their lives come under threat from a mysterious assailant, Count Olaf and the Baudelaire orphans are forced to go on the lam together, a phrase which here means Olaf accidentally discovers he has paternal instincts. Canon-divergence starting at the end of The Carnivorous Carnival.

Teen 6.3k words 4 / ? ch In progress 173 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Arson · Attempted Murder · Enemies to Friends· +5 more