The Iliad - Homer
The Iliad Rewritten
by orphan_account
In which the basic story of the Iliad is adapted to a script format, Achilles is a moron (as per the usual), there is no real canon departure (except more Achilles/Patroclus than Homer may have intended), everyone is extremely colloquial, and Nestor gets told to shut up (which Homer should have included). Based on the translation by E V Rieu.