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Derek Zoolanderfan fiction

Character · 35 works

Derek Zoolander turns up in 14 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 2,700 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

Works

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Zoolander (2001)

Wet N Wild

by bunnybrook

His mother has died.

Teen 779 words 1 ch Complete 4 kudos

Mother-Son Relationship · Original Character Death(s)

Saturday Night Live+3

The Hudson Kraken

by Jennistar

Stefon sends Seth a text halfway through a romantic dinner with his girlfriend in a cosy bistro ten minutes walk away from their small town BnB.

Teen 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 391 kudos

Fluff and Humor · Jealousy · Pre-Relationship · set after zoolanders SNL appearance

Zoolander

Can't Wait

by BridgetMcKennitt

Derek and Hansel miss Matilda, their third amigo and lover.

General 347 words 1 ch Complete 34 kudos

NYR

Zoolander (Movies)

Only Two Can Play

by beachcomber (orphan_account)

Once upon a time, in a ( Zoo ) land...not too far away. A wish came true.......

Teen 220 words 1 ch Complete 12 kudos

Slash · Comedy · True Love · Fluff

Zoolander (Movies)

I'm Not You're Brah

by Concerned_hermit

Derek Zoolander was glorious. His Blue Steel, Ferrari, and Le Tigre Hansel knew all of them by heart. He had practiced them in the closet mirror of his room in his parent’s house.What happens when Hansel finally meets his idol?(They're adorable)

General 383 words 1 / ? ch In progress 7 kudos

Crushes · Cute · Derek is Hansel's idol · Enemies to Friends to Lovers· +4 more

Zoolander (Movies)+1

Zoo Wars

by lkmk

Princess Leia's message falls into the wrong hands. Written to fill the prompt "talking to someone who isn't there".

Teen 376 words 1 ch Complete 5 kudos

Crossovers & Fandom Fusions · Crossover · Alternate Universe - Fusion · Movie: Star Wars: A New Hope· +3 more

Better Call Saul (TV)+3

Lincoln and Maya

by snoodleoup

Short shitpost written with a heavy heart. The lives, laughs, and loves of Lincoln and Maya who met on a fateful day. Finished work

General 5.3k words 20 ch Complete

Original Character(s) · Original Fiction

Teen Wolf (TV)+1

Derek Hales Apartment

by gala_apples

Scott should have known something was up when Stiles was obviously smug about something but wouldn't say what. He really wasn't expecting a figure from Derek's past to be the thing in question though.

Teen 2.8k words 1 ch Complete 36 kudos

Established Relationship · Casual Sex · Threesome · Season/Series 04· +1 more