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Hermitcraft SMP

People Are People, So Why Should It Be (You and I Should Get Along So Awfully?)

by MawoftheMagnetar

Iskall has a problem: he's hopelessly in love with Stress.Stress has a problem: she's hopelessly in love with Iskall.Clearly the most sensible thing to do is to descend into the Helscape and vent their feelings to the Hels of the person they're pining after!There is no possible way this plan could backfire.Right?

General 11k words 4 ch Complete 64 kudos

Attempted Kidnapping · Consensual Drugging · Fluff · Hels Hermitcraft Ensemble· +7 more

Helsmits - Fandom

Happily Ever After

by JustAnAverageMinecraftEnjoyer

It's been a few months since Strike had arrived in the institution. At 6 years old, he was thrown into a life of control and fear, after his parents mysteriously disappeared one night. A few weeks after his arrival, a 4-year-old Pathos joined him, after his single mother passed away from illness. The two became best friends quite quickly, and rely heavily on each other for emotional support in a world that has rapidly dissolved into trauma. AKA a short drabble from the backstory of two of my helsmits

Teen 647 words 1 ch Complete 4 kudos

Hurt/Comfort · Angst · Platonic Hugging · referenced abuse· +5 more

Helsmits - Fandom

How do you survive in this heat??????

by JustAnAverageMinecraftEnjoyer

Hex issued a weather warning to the Helsmitcraft server this morning: extreme heat incoming. Voi certainly wasn't fucking kidding.AKA a British person projects the Agony(tm) of the heatwave onto their helsmits

Teen 1.1k words 1 / ? ch In progress 3 kudos

(the writer took freezing showers like twice a day in the peak of the heatwave) · Crack · Fluff · Kissing· +9 more

Helsmits - Fandom

The Worst Date Ever

by JustAnAverageMinecraftEnjoyer

Venus and Grieve had a competition, of sorts, to see who could take the other on the worst date night imaginable. Last week, it was Venus' night to bring Grieve on a torturous date night: to the middle of nowhere, when moss promptly shoved Grieve into the nearest pond for “couple’s swimming.” No doubt Grieve wanted to enact his revenge tonight.

Teen 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 2 kudos

Crack · some fluff at the end · they love each other your honour · they also like to prank each other your honour· +7 more

Helsmits - Fandom

Love and War

by JustAnAverageMinecraftEnjoyer

Grieve had just created Aque Town, a city where the chaotic Vex can prank to his heart's content! Of course she has to invite his partner, Venus, along for the ride...

General 391 words 1 ch Complete 2 kudos

Fluff · Crack · they just like pranking each other tbh · a very short drabble lol· +1 more

Hermitcraft SMP

Idea 19 Line 2

by Anonymous

Ex, as the sorta-admin of the Helsmits, has to figure out how to get the Hels players out of the corrupted Season 8 and into Season 9 as the world crumbles around them. BUT I MADE IT ANGSTY Again, idea by the amazing ANON author of this fic!https://archiveofourown.org/works/60159703?view_full_work=true

Teen 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 28 kudos

Admin Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft) · Admin Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF) · Angst · Doomed Relationship· +9 more

Hermitcraft SMP

Evil Xisuma’s Very Evil Assortment of Evil Google Searches

by 5ammmm

Google“evil recipes” [19:59]“evil soup” [20:06]“evil soups with protein” [20:11]“very evil recipes” [20:16]“evil recipes using eggs” [20:22]How to Make the Perfect Deviled Egg — YouTube [20:28]Seasonings and What They Do — A Deviled Eggs Deep Dive - YouTube [20:51]Eggs, Food, and How to Use It — YouTube [21:34]Are Eggs from Other Animals Good? — YouTube [21:48]Could Humans Ever Lay Eggs? — YouTube [21:59]“what is oviposition“ [22:14]“how to forget something” [22:16]“how to pour bleach into brain” [22:21]----Basically, Evil Xisuma is very evil and very silly while preparing to go to Hels's potluck. This is their search history.

General 3.5k words 1 ch Complete 68 kudos

Barbie (Movie 2023) References · Chatting & Messaging · Crack · Discord - Freeform· +19 more

Hermitcraft RPF

Rustic House Club

by Causemufins

When Jrum asks his daddy how many brothers he has, his daddy say Jrum just has Grum. When he asks his dad, he sort of dances around the question, but eventually seems to impy Jrum has only one brother.But when Jrum asks his friend who seems to really like rustic houses, well, they have a different answer.

Teen 16k words 5 ch Complete 249 kudos

NPC Grian lives in Helscraft · Ship characters not people

Dream SMP+2

Surprisingly Familiar

by Causemufins

After the events of Summoning Family, everyone is hoping for a more peacefully time. Dream is gone so the SMP members are getting help from the Hermits, especially since some of them are related to Grian and Tommy. But the SMP members aren't the only ones related to those two, as a new person appears, possibly bringing along trouble.(Sequel to Summoning Family)

Teen 83k words 20 / ? ch In progress 97 kudos

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA · I totally know how to tag · MCYT history my beloved · Memory Loss· +6 more

Hermitcraft SMP

(I'm too tired to title this)

by Moonflowers24

Every helsmit has a hermit their afraid of, except ExThat's about to change[Or joel scaring the shit out of ex]

General 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 87 kudos

Author Is Sleep Deprived · Basically Ex gets scared of Joel that's the fic · Chaotic Good · Crack· +8 more

Hermitcraft SMP

Helsvasion

by MayoIsWriting

It was midnight when it all happened. An event so powerful that it caused massive chunk errors that almost no one can fix. In the biggest errors, creatures started to crawl out of its depth to attack the hermits. The errors themselves causing hours of work to be thrown into oblivion.None of the hermits know what's happening, especially the server's admin Xisuma. However, Ex seems to know something, but refuses to tell it to Xisuma in hopes that it isn't true. But when Helsknight goes on a rampage on the server, Ex must spill the beans to Xisuma before its all too late.

Teen 9.3k words 4 / ? ch In progress 58 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Assassination · Blood and Injury · Bugs· +24 more

Last Life SMP Series+4

Incorrect Quotes and Ask The Characters Questions (if you want to)

by mylittlegayass, nyx1xyon

Exactly as the title says. ask questions for the characters to answer: @porypuria on tumblr -xyonPLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS, READ THE FUCKING TAGS.*tags will be updating as the chapters progress!*

General 4.6k words 16 / ? ch In progress 22 kudos

Author Is Making Choices & Not All Of Them Are Good · Author Is Sleep Deprived · Listener Jimmy | Solidarity · Listener Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood· +12 more

Hermitcraft SMP+1

the sunkissed grass and oh my god there's more people now || hermitcraft x aether smp

by Glitched_Springtime

the hermits find themselves on a very odd server. there they encounter some new friends and old ones. chaos ensues.or:georgie is minding her business when some of her old friends appear on her server~!THE AETHER SMP IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL!

Teen 827 words 1 / ? ch In progress 9 kudos

Avian Charles | Grian · Avian Pearl | PearlescentMoon · Cats · Chaos· +18 more