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Voltron: Legendary Defender

kosmo's mission

by adelfie

“For some convoluted reason, Kosmo likes you. And he likes me. So… it makes sense he wants us together.” With a twinkle in his eyes, Lance adds, “He’s not the only one, you know.” __Even Kosmo understands that Keith and Lance are a set and should not be separated.

Teen 2k words 1 ch Complete 698 kudos

Domestic Fluff · Emotional Hurt/Comfort · Established Keith/Lance (Voltron) · Established Relationship· +15 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

A Smile For The Crown

by StoriesBeyondTheStars

Keith is a prince who hasn't smiled since his father passed. Lance is a hard working commoner with a heart of gold but terrible luck. When Queen Krolia proclaims that the first man to make her son laugh will marry him, Lance decides he has to try. Originally written for, and published in 'Once Upon A Time: A Klance Fairy Tale Zine'.

General 2k words 1 ch Complete 423 kudos

Fluff · Romance · based on: The Princess Who Never Smiled · fairy tale AU

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Starlight Star Bright

by reynkout

Kaltenecker wants Shiro to what?!Shiro is a humble farmer who gazes at the stars. Little does he know: stars are actually ethereal beings? And his cow, Kaltenecker, can suddenly talk?? Shiro can only hope for a good outcome.Happy Sheithlentine's!For Val, posted on Valentine's Day.

General 2.3k words 1 ch Complete 81 kudos

Fluff · Comedy · Cheesy · Alternate Universe· +11 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

First Of Many

by Sillysbarka16

Lance and Keith are hosting Christmas lunch for their family. Their first as a married couple. Lance may have gone overboard.

General 2k words 1 ch Complete 64 kudos

Christmas · Christmas Fluff · Established Relationship · Magic· +2 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Dog Dad Seeks Same

by TheForestUnderQuarantine

Long after the war, Keith and Lance are just two guys doing there best to live relaxed lives. However, grey fur on Kosmo as well as behavioural issues from the space wolf leads to a quarter life crisis from both. Has Keith been the best dog parent he could be, or has he given Kosmo a lonely life? Or is he just projecting? Turning to online intergalactic dating is Lance's idea. Perhaps it's a joke. Perhaps it's a way for Lance to get over his own feelings and see his former team leader truly happy. It starts with cocoa & a personal ad for anyone with a canine companion similar to Kosmo. But then the dates grow more serious and Keith realizes he has been lonely himself. Has Lance missed his chance to tell Keith how he really feels?

Teen 1.9k words 1 / ? ch In progress 40 kudos

Allura (Voltron) Lives · Keith is a good dog parent · Mutual Pining · Online Dating· +2 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

The Kaltenecker Affair

by Gazebo, Gremlin_Pidge (BlackSwanna)

Lance and Keith fight to the death for Kaltenecker's heart... in the middle of the Space Mall.

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 38 kudos

kaltenecker whump · no cows were harmed in the making of this fic · no one actually dies · It Makes Sense in Context· +17 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Try the Guac

by somuchanemoia

“Is it any good?” Keith looked at the guy in front of him, his blue eyes questioning as he already reached forward to pick up the small sample cup with a chip already stick up out of the muted green guacamole.“Uh?”“The Guac?,” The guy gestured at him with the sample, “Is it good?”Keith shrugged his shoulders, “People eat it.”---Keith was just trying to make it through his last hour of work, being demoted to passing out the Guacamole samples at Rolo's Grocery. Lance was just a pleasant surprise.

General 2.1k words 1 / ? ch In progress 38 kudos

Alternate Universe · Alternate Universe - Grocery Store · Bisexual Lance (Voltron) · Customer! Lance· +14 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

A Smile that Glows

by Teal_Rainbeau

Lance is finally left alone to brainstorm with the subtle background ASMR of chirps and the gentle rustle of wind accompanying him. Now that the hay bales are covered up and the space is free of webs and dust, he can work his magic. “Busy?” “You may enter.” He says playfully, recognizing when his twin was standing around without even looking up. “Thought this would make a cute centerpiece. Nadia picked it out.” Rachel sets a baby pumpkin on the table where Lance had tea candles floating in small bowls of water. He tilts his head with his chin happily cupped in his hand, “Very rustic. I like it!” =========(Written for Klancetober's prompt: Jack-O’-LanternsIf you want to participate, here is the link at Monthly Klance's Tumblr Page)

General 2.8k words 1 ch Complete 26 kudos

Birthday Fluff · Bisexual Lance (Voltron) · Commitment · Established Keith/Lance (Voltron)· +13 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

someone like you

by comradekeith

"Don't leave."His voice broke slightly, tears beginning to gather in his eyes. She looked back at him, his big eyes gentle and warm. She was calm and sympathetic: she knew he loved her.

Teen 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 20 kudos

mentioned kaltenecker/lotor · cowtaur kaltenecker · headleg shiro · Good guy Lotor· +8 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Kaltenecker's Last Days

by RedLion003

If you have an emotional attachment to Kaltenecker, do not read the following. It’s embarrassing to admit but I cried while writing this.

General 848 words 1 ch Complete 13 kudos

Background curtashi · Kaltenecker is best cow · Loosing an animal friend · Major Character Death because KALTNECKER IS EVERYTHING· +2 more

Voltron Legendary Defender

Day 9 Lion Swap Or

by dagobletofiyah

Kaltenecker longed for her glory days when she was able to galavant around the black market, bringing justice to all undercover shoppers. She felt called upon to be a defender of the universe, and she thought she could be pretty good at it.

General 997 words 1 ch Complete 13 kudos

Platonic VLD Month 2017 · Crack

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Voltron Series Finale

by ScrotieMcBoogerBalls

The most important romantic hookup of the whole show.

Teen 35 words 1 ch Complete 12 kudos

Cow Yuri · Happily Ever After · Gay Cows · this is the true ending· +2 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Lotornecker Brought Forth

by NightPurity

If there was one thing that no one saw coming, it was Lotor and Kaltenecker. But really, Who thought telling me about a crack ship wouldn't make me ship it? Drabbles, short fics, etc all about the glorious crack fic of Lotornecker

General 1.1k words 8 / ? ch In progress 10 kudos

A discord crack shipping madness · Angst · Crack · Fluff· +6 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Day 10 A Kaltenecker

by geemrmiranda

Kaltenecker meets Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and it's love at first sight.

General 572 words 1 ch Complete 7 kudos

Christmas · Reindeer · Falling In Love · 12 Days of Christmas· +1 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

A Cow Named What

by Yemi Hikari (Yemi_Hikari)

Rachel is far from amused at her brother Lance bringing home a cow from outer space.

General 250 words 1 ch Complete 4 kudos

Froday Flash Fiction Challenge · Winter Calendar 2023 · Maids a-Milking · Rachel (Voltron) is a Maid· +3 more