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How to Break Your Conjunx Out of Car Jail (a guide by Breakdown of Velocitron ft. Miko Nakadai of Earth)
by ApatheticRobots
Miko gets kidnapped, but it's fine, because the guy who's kidnapping her doesn't want to hurt her or anything. He just needs her help getting his husband out of jail. He'd do it himself, but he's a giant robot truck, so he can't exactly walk up to the guy at the impound lot and hand over his license and registration, and unfortunately she's the only human he knows that he doesn't think will immediately turn him over to the other giant robot trucks (and cars, and motorcycles, etc.). Wait, what?

