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NeoScum (Podcast)+1
by IckyIcky
“Oh I’m not queer.” Dak said. In an instant everyone’s head whipped around to look at the trucker in utter confusion. Pox didn’t know what fresh bullshit Dak was on now, but she had never met a man who was so open about the adventures his ass had been on.---Pox is stuck in Xanadu for 12 hours with her three dickhead friends again.
NeoScum (Podcast)+1
by waveridden
“Mayday, mayday, this is Officer Purpler on the Starship Iris, ID 27-Tango-53-08-Whiskey, mission priority 6, requesting immediate assistance. We had a catastrophic shuttle failure, I am the only survivor, requesting extraction.”
NeoScum (Podcast)+1
by waveridden
“Can I tell you a secret?”“Pox,” he says patiently.“A new secret,” she says in exasperation. “Not this one.”
NeoScum (Podcast)
by SyntheticRevenge
Dak just seems to love people, and Tech desperately, horrifically, wants to be one of the people he loves. And Dak’s always telling him to 'be more assertive, dude! gotta stand up for what matters to you!' because that’s easy advice to give when you’re fucking blasted all the time and don’t have anything terrifying resting in your body and the world doesn’t hate you for things you can’t control.
NeoScum (Podcast)
NeoScum (Podcast)
by piratesPencil
Dak and Pox don't survive the Living Race. Zenith and Tech are left behind.
NeoScum (Podcast)+2
NeoScum (Podcast)+1
by waveridden
Do you want to leave a note for our bakers? hello! I’m buying dessert 4 my roommate (very nice guy) who just got dumped, would one of u like to be his valentine? or his friend! That’s good 2! Thank u <3 !!!
NeoScum (Podcast)
by chainsawdog
It's been a long road for the Neoscum, without much downtime. But it's been quiet enough recently that Zenith's found himself thinking about Tech Wizard an unusual amount. That probably doesn't mean anything, right?
NeoScum (Podcast)+2
NeoScum (Podcast)+2
by sonofahurricane
but not the kind you're thinking of Dak has a lot of weird con ideas, but Tech's not sure how long he can keep this one up. (Or: four times Dak and Tech proposed to one another in a bar on Valentine's Day, and one time they didn't.)
NeoScum (Podcast)+1
by buckstiel
On their way to the Technopolis, Xanadu takes a pit stop at a bar in Utah, and Dak reflects.
NeoScum (Podcast)+1
by waveridden
It hadn’t occurred to Dak that he would be able to hear his downstairs neighbor, because for a long time he didn’t have a downstairs neighbor. But he can hear the guy’s phone calls, and smell the food he cooks. And most importantly, he can hear the guy singing in the shower.
NeoScum (Podcast)+1
by waveridden
Dak turns around, and Max jumps onto his back in a well-practiced motion. “Who’s ready for an open house?” (In which Dak isn't a cool uncle, but he is a good one, and Tech is an elementary school librarian.)
NeoScum (Podcast)+1
by waveridden
This is why he knew that Max didn’t die when he disappeared. (An Alice Isn't Dead AU.)
NeoScum (Podcast)+2
by nineofwords
Someone's upset that Tech Wizard left his show and is looking for answers
NeoScum (Podcast)+1
by waveridden
Not all family is soulmates, and that’s pretty normal. It’s hard to say what a soulmate is, anyways. Some soulmates meet on the street once and never again. Some get to see each other every day. The only common factor is that when your soulmate touches you, they leave a mark. A color, in the shape of wherever they touched you.(Or, the crew of the Xanadu is a family. They're also soulmates.)
NeoScum (Podcast)+1
by waveridden
All flights in and out of Indianapolis are grounded indefinitely. We apologize for the inconvenience. (An airport travel AU.)
NeoScum (Podcast)
