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Gintama

terribly difficult to

by suitablyskippy

All attempts to flee with dignity are going nowhere. All attempts to flee without dignity are going nowhere, too; and so the struggle ceases, and Kyuubei instead stands straight and tall – straight and taller – slightly taller. “I come alone but for my honour. And my sword. And my bushido, with which I am never alone. Such is the way of the samurai.”Sarutobi disregards this noble solemnity, and nudges up her glasses. A certain slyness has crept into her voice. “Your gorilla’s not with you, then?”(On a matter of some delicacy, Kyuubei seeks the advice of trusted friends. There's no doubt about it: this is definitely a foolproof plan.)

Teen 9.8k words 2 ch Complete 107 kudos

A Voyage of Yoshiwara Discovery · Impromptu Mentorship · Ill-Advised Mentorship · Bad Advice and Good Intentions· +1 more

Gintama

uphold your reputation

by suitablyskippy

“Go about your day exactly as you normally would,” says Kyuubei’s father. “The people want to see that we’re just like them, except richer, better, and more famous, so even the dullest minutiae of your dullest day will give them an insight into the glamour and intrigue of everyday celebrity life. Do you understand, Kyuubei?”“I understand,” says Kyuubei, which isn't even slightly true. (Recruited to star in a reality TV show about the Yagyuu clan, Kyuubei takes the only sensible next step: hiring Yorozuya Gin-san as professional image consultants.)

General 9.8k words 1 ch Complete 93 kudos

Reality TV · Celebrity Samurai Lifestyle · Hijinks & Shenanigans · Ensemble Cast

Gintama

Summus macor

by fraisemilk

There is a box for Kyuubei’s body, there is another box for Kyuubei’s mind, there is a box for the whole of society. There is a box, too, in Kyuubei’s heart, one Kyuubei doesn’t dare touch, for it is one Kyuubei cares for this much.

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 68 kudos

Nonbinary Character · Gender Issues · Character Study · Angst

Gintama

even the most delicious

by suitablyskippy

“I’ve been practising all week,” Kyuubei assures her. “I can tell a ripe strawberry from an under-ripe one from an over-ripe one at fifty paces. No one can hope to stand against us, Tae-chan.”“I almost hope they try, though,” says Tae wistfully. “A crushing victory is always so much more satisfying when you actually have to crush someone to achieve it, don’t you think?”(It's rarely a wise idea to stand between Tae and what she wants. Right now, what she wants is fresh seasonal produce.)

General 2.7k words 1 ch Complete 65 kudos

Fruit Picking · Unrivalled Food Preparation Skills

Prince of Tennis

Contradiction

by tormalyne

In the beginning, Yanagi Renji was unable to say with one hundred percent certainty that Rikkai’s first doubles pair wouldn’t self-destruct.

General 3.3k words 1 ch Complete 44 kudos

Yagyuu is a crafty bastard too · Niou loves poking things that want to bite his hand off · The only thing worse than working together would be to lose · A Gentleman and the partner he wants to kill· +2 more

Gintama

such was not the duty of

by suitablyskippy

As for the young barmaid herself, not yet ten years of age, it was obvious that she would need to disappear. Koshinori felt it best that she be sent away, perhaps to some conveniently far-flung inn in the furthest, most desolate reaches of the mountains, where she might live out her little life in peace. Kyuubei, delirious from the pain and the fog of the milk of the poppy, felt it best that the opposite happen – that the girl should instead be given the security of work in the castle kitchens, and her brother brought in to scrub the pots.It was nonsense, of course; but it was nonsense upon which Kyuubei continued to insist even once the delirium had passed.

General 840 words 1 ch Complete 36 kudos

Alternate Universe - A Song of Ice and Fire · Pastiche · Feudal Lord/Handmaiden · Good Old-Fashioned Feudalism

Gintama

bathing with the usual

by suitablyskippy

“No one likes to be washed this thoroughly,” Kyuubei tells him, by way of quiet apology, and sets a small wooden stool down beside his bowl. Jugem Jugem clambers obligingly out and takes a seat, and Kyuubei kneels behind him, sleeves rolled back, and uncaps the shampoo bottle. “But if the public should see a celebrity in a state of uncharacteristic dirtiness, it can lead to devastating consequences. Make sure you close your eyes, Jugem Jugem; you don’t want soap in them.”

General 728 words 1 ch Complete 28 kudos

Bathing/Washing · Celebrity Samurai Lifestyle · Celebrity Monkey Lifestyle

Prince of Tennis

Doppelgangland

by yukiscorpio

"For all that I've imagined of you fucking me, you actually are a bottom, aren't you."

Teen 420 words 1 ch Complete 25 kudos

Prince of Tennis

Smooth Talker

by fulminata

Yagyuu has a way with women that Niou doesn't understand.

General 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 21 kudos