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Homestuck 2fan fiction

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12 Homestuck 2 stories are open to everyone here, 58% of them complete. The average one runs about 3,900 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Don Juan Manlet King+3

DON JUAN MANLET KING

by Tomatograter

Everyone already seems to have made up their mind about who Jake English is. God, notorious TV star, multimedia personality, proud owner of one of the largest techno-innovation companies on Earth C — And the world's finest ass. But despite his great rapport with the press, there's little to be said by the man himself. He's almost reached his eternal mid-twenties with nothing but faulty luck, a terrible track record on relationships, and a good dose of vodka under his belt.Well, that is, until a bad trip brings about a manic nightmare milf from a dead universe.   [UPD8'S IN PROGRESS]

Teen 12k words 7 / ? ch In progress 1.1k kudos

Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism · Animated GIFs · Background Roxycallie · Canon-Typical depictions & discussions of sensitive topics· +20 more

Homestuck+1

Fifteen Ways to Make the Most of Your Journey on Skaianet’s Long Haul Class-800 Military-Grade Fleet, With Your Host, Jake English

by Opacifica

“Howdy, there! Welcome to the voyage of a lifetime, sponsored by Crockercorp and brought to you proudly by Skaianet research enterprises! I’m sure you’re already chuffed to be off on such a spiffing adventure, whether serving our little universe’s government or otherwise accomplishing the kind of interstellar diplomacy that demands the use of a cruiser of this magnitude. Skaianet’s Long Haul Class-800 Military-Grade Fleet - ah, there’s a mouthful, heh, to think I signed off on this! - well, these lovely ships are equipped with a whole range of amenities. Whether you’ll be ensconced in this reinforced steel hull for a few days or, safely, up to two decades, you’ll be sure to find plenty with which to occupy yourself while your trip is underway!”Rosebot has altogether too much time to muse over her recent ascension and the accompanying circumstances, mostly-alone on the not-yet-Theseus. Luckily, there's a beta version of some pet project surreptitiously loaded on the cruiser that Dirk... procured. If anyone in paradox space can help her stop overthinking, it has to be Jake English.

Teen 9.8k words 3 / ? ch In progress 100 kudos

Lalonde Personpain · Now It's Time For... · Now Try... · Spaceship of Theseus-stuck· +2 more

Homestuck+1

Fruit Of A Poisonous Tree

by Sub_Rosa

Growing up, you said, was the process of realizing that everyone you’d ever loved and everyone you’d ever been loved by has always been exactly as awful as you are.

Teen 3.9k words 1 ch Complete 76 kudos

BAMF Kanaya Maryam · Broken Families · Child Abuse · Child Neglect· +20 more

Homestuck+1

Of First Dates and Olive Gardens

by dunkle_enby

Now that being painfully heterosexual is a thing of the past, June Egbert messages Dave to test out any unresolved feelings that might be held over from their unsure youth.

General 3.4k words 1 ch Complete 16 kudos

Earth C (Homestuck) · First Date · Fluff · canon compliant if you're cool· +2 more

Homestuck+2

of boys and kisses

by orphan_account

Sexuality crisis aside, you are afraid it might be Vriska.

Teen 2k words 1 ch Complete 15 kudos

Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued · Nonbinary Terezi Pyrope · Trans Jake English · i take extreme liberties with the hs epilogues· +4 more

Homestuck+1

Prince's Introspection

by OhNoOwen

Dirk has a lot of time alone on the ship, and he spends a lot of this time thinking about what Hal said to him one night. He thinks he finally understands.

Teen 222 words 1 ch Complete 10 kudos

Dirk's just talking to himself · Introspection · Lil Hal mentioned · POV First Person· +1 more

Homestuck+1

I can still feel you

by detectivepony

This is a secret Santa gift for zenaeco :) I'm not very good at tagging (I feel like I always miss something without my beta reader lol) so if there is a tag I should add please lmk! Also please forgive any errors. I'm still terribly dyslexic and it's finals season so I'm out of my usual beta readers.

Teen 2.1k words 2 / ? ch In progress 8 kudos

Manipulation · No beta reader · Unreliable Narrator

Homestuck+1

Sweet Dreams are Made of This

by Anonymous

Jake has some reoccurring dreams he doesn't want to think about. His solution? The dream bubbles

Teen 3.8k words 2 / ? ch In progress 5 kudos

Dream Bubbles (Homestuck) · Homestuck 2 - Freeform · Mentions of Suicide · Mentions of War

Homestuck+1

Every Day is Exactly the

by Farquads_Tight_Ass

Ult Dirk possesses another version of himself to go to a Nine Inch Nails Concert after being convinced by *REDACTED*

Teen 2.7k words 1 / ? ch In progress 5 kudos

Ultimate Dirk Strider · Ultimate John Egbert · Can be seen as platonic · Nine Inch Nails· +8 more

Homestuck+3

An Examination on Decision-Taking

by JackSallyZeroSanta

After an exhausting internet fight, a young caparace sits under a statue's shadow and questions their role in the world.

General 1.3k words 1 / ? ch In progress 1 kudos

Can be read with just the Epilogues but contains spoilers for Beyond Canon · Happening somewhen during the Epilogues