Fifteen Ways to Make the Most of Your Journey on Skaianet’s Long Haul Class-800 Military-Grade Fleet, With Your Host, Jake English

“Howdy, there! Welcome to the voyage of a lifetime, sponsored by Crockercorp and brought to you proudly by Skaianet research enterprises! I’m sure you’re already chuffed to be off on such a spiffing adventure, whether serving our little universe’s government or otherwise accomplishing the kind of interstellar diplomacy that demands the use of a cruiser of this magnitude. Skaianet’s Long Haul Class-800 Military-Grade Fleet - ah, there’s a mouthful, heh, to think I signed off on this! - well, these lovely ships are equipped with a whole range of amenities. Whether you’ll be ensconced in this reinforced steel hull for a few days or, safely, up to two decades, you’ll be sure to find plenty with which to occupy yourself while your trip is underway!”Rosebot has altogether too much time to muse over her recent ascension and the accompanying circumstances, mostly-alone on the not-yet-Theseus. Luckily, there's a beta version of some pet project surreptitiously loaded on the cruiser that Dirk... procured. If anyone in paradox space can help her stop overthinking, it has to be Jake English.