Barry (TV 2018)
by scintillatingshortone
After thirty-seven solid minutes of Hank belting out pop song after pop song - so fucking loudly Barry can barely hear the original music and frankly he doesn’t even know which is worse - Barry finally closes his eyes, pinches the bridge of his nose, and says through gritted teeth, "Hank. If you don't shut up in the next two seconds, I'm gonna fucking kill you."Hank snorts. "Oh, Barry," he says, and Barry has never seen so much pure, unadulterated smugness on that face before, "I think we both know that is not true."-Shortly after Barry escapes from prison, he and Noho Hank are both given opportunities to kill each other. Like the losers they are, they fail, and the pair soon find themselves on a reluctant cross-country fugitive road trip that might just change the course of their entire lives.
Teen 40k words 17 ch Complete 7 kudos
Road Trips · Enemies to Friends · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · specifically canon diverges about a third of the way through S04E04· +16 more