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20 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 75% are complete. The average one runs about 4,900 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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My Hero Academia

Can I Get A Side Serving

by cricketmilk

After hearing that Midoriya had never been on a date before, Kirishima offers to take him on one himself. After all, that's what bros are for.

General 4.2k words 1 ch Complete 874 kudos

First Dates · Tooth-Rotting Fluff · Literal Sunshine Boys · borderline crack fic· +6 more

Captain America (Movies)+4

Lime Juice

by notyoursherlock

After being whisked away to a diner by Tony, Bucky finally gets to meet Peter.Obviously they're immediately enamored with the teen, who wouldn't be?

General 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 442 kudos

Absolute Dorks · Bucky Barnes Feels · Bucky Barnes Needs a Hug · Genderfluid Character· +16 more

The 100 (TV)+1

For the History Books

by animmortalist

It's Clarke's idea to keep the fact that her and Bellamy got married over the summer a secret. She figures it won't be a problem, and it's not. Until Bellamy starts auditing her class.

General 3.2k words 1 ch Complete 362 kudos

Absolute Dorks · Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · Fluff · Idiots in Love· +7 more

Little Witch Academia

Serpentine Affection

by JuliaCorvia

A unknown familiar keeps bringing Akko gifts; and she searches for who the familiar could belong to as the day for summoning familiars approaches. Diana's familiar thinks that she knows how to help her witch get a date.

General 3.1k words 1 ch Complete 314 kudos

Absolute Dorks · Both of them · Dianakko Week 2021 · day three: familiars· +1 more

Attack on Titan

Dont Ask Me To Make You

by Catastrophe641

I, Levi Ackerman, am a bartender and I can tell you just about anything about everyone who regulars this place. I know the guy in the back booth, who shows up three days a week, is having an affair with his next door neighbor’s daughter. The guy heading for the bathroom is a grade-A asshole, homophobe, who is secretly bisexual. I know his buddy has the hots for him and I know that the girl who’s always with them hates them both, but thinks they’re a good enough fuck to stick around. So when some shaggy haired brunette waltzes into the joint, shoeless of all things, and asks for my opinion for a drink…I had no fucking clue what I was expecting from someone who can’t even put on shoes. It certainly wasn’t this.

Teen 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 186 kudos

College Student Eren · Bartender Levi · stupid bets · bad language· +4 more

My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Bruised Lips

by Anonymous

Katsuki was tired of Izuku's muttering during training.He was also tired of his own stupid feelings.Kissing him is the answer to everything apparently.

General 1.3k words 1 ch Complete 152 kudos

Absolute Dorks · Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot · Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings · Bakugou Katsuki-centric· +10 more

Captain America (Movies)+3

Yellow Hearts

by holdtheblind

There was not one of you without the other.You often compared yourselves to Bonnie and Clyde, Jekyll and Hyde. You and your father were partners in crime, to say the least, and often inseparable.Tony Stark loved you with all his heart.But your life was shattered when that idiot Steve Rogers waltzed into your life, with his dumb shield and dumb armor and dumb smile and even dumber face, just to ruin it all for you in the strangest way you didn't even know was possible.(aka you're tony's daughter, and the avengers come to live with you in the newly renovated avengers tower yeet. takes place post-the winter soldier, pre-age of ultron)

Teen 6.9k words 4 / ? ch In progress 144 kudos

Absolute Dorks · Eventual Romance · Fluff · Parent Tony Stark· +12 more

My Hero Academia

tell me that you love me

by cutiekirishima, vellichorial

Katsuki leaned forward, ghosting his lips over Kirishima's ear, his breath tickling his ear and neck. Kirishima's eyes started to water and he smiled as Katsuki let out praise after praise, and for once, he couldn't retaliate at all. Instead, be just leaned his head forward, placing as many kisses as he could on Katsuki's face, over his cheeks, his nose, his forehead, anywhere he possibly could. "Thank you, Katsuki. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You don't understand how happy that makes me, I-..fuck, I love you so, so, much." Kirishima whispered, wrapping his arms slightly tighter around him. The first time Kirishima said "I love you", and the first time Bakugou had a lot to say in return.

General 1.3k words 1 ch Complete 137 kudos

Fluff · First Time Saying "I love you" · Love Confessions · Tooth-Rotting Fluff· +9 more

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)+2

Golden Girl

by orphan_account

(Set after the events of (Civil War)Being the prime experiment of HYDRA meant that you were left to rot at the needles of insane scientists; being poked and prodded to give you unique abilities. Fortunately however, SHIELD found you and relocated you to the Avengers Tower.But will you fit into this new dysfunctional family? Will you become the agent you once hoped to be? And most importantly, will the genius Peter Parker ever want to be more than just friends?

Teen 16k words 6 / ? ch In progress 130 kudos

Absolute Dorks · Avengers Tower · DOMESTICITY AT ITS FINEST · Domestic Avengers· +12 more

RWBY

Qrowtober: a Fic of Fortunate Fools

by Renabe

A late collection of drabbles for the Qrowtober 2020 prompt set that will mostly be these two goofs being sweet with each other- with the occasional heavy chapter, so please read chapter notes! <3  Indefinite Hiatus

Teen 8k words 10 / ? ch In progress 65 kudos

Absolute Dorks · Fluff · Hurt/Comfort · Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism· +11 more

Attack on Titan

A Guy Walks Into A Bar Without Shoes And Orders Some Obscure Cocktail

by Catastrophe641

Six years ago, some shaggy haired brunette waltzed into the bar I, Levi Ackerman, work at, shoeless of all things, and asked for my opinion for a drink…I had no fucking clue what I was expecting from someone who couldn’t even put on shoes. It certainly wasn’t that.Boy did things change.At least that’s what I’m thinking, along with ways to get away with murdering the weekend bartender, until Mike lets in a rather loud group. Their laughter echoing off the walls louder than sex in a thin walled motel. And who is it that guides them to the booth closest to the bar?None other than my shaggy haired boyfriend, who likes to ask my opinion on drinks still to this day. And dear Lord, I am going to have an aneurysm!He isn’t wearing shoes…

Teen 2.3k words 1 ch Complete 57 kudos

Absolute Dorks · Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · Bad Jokes · Bartender Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin)· +3 more

DRAMAtical Murder - All Media Types

Morning After

by modern_olympia

Mizuki wakes up a little confused about the night before.

Teen 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 44 kudos

Morning After · Morning Cuddles · drunk · Hangover· +5 more