Hobbits

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The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)

On Omelettes

by icarus_chained

Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line. Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.

General 898 words 1 ch Complete 5.1k kudos

Crack · Weapons · Ancestors · Ancestral Weapons· +6 more

The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)+2

A Shire Scorned

by Nyrah, saint2sinners

Bilbo Baggins came home one sunny spring day exhausted, half starved and pregnant. His heart was broken, his name cursed by the dwarves he had saved and his house was on auction by the worst relative you could imagine. It was, understandably, a terrible day.Once it comes out that Bilbo is *expecting,* however, even the most prim and proper hobbits are scandalised at the poor treatment he received by the conspicuously absent father (and, by extension, all his kind). The Shire rallies around their poor, ill-treated and half-starved kinsman, and the climate of dwarvish relations takes a decidedly chilly turn.

General 29k words 4 / ? ch In progress 4.7k kudos

#prayersforgondor · Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · BAMF Hobbits · Emotionally Constipated Thorin· +6 more

The Hobbit - All Media Types+2

The Most Precious of

by SapphireShelle91

Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she is forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. However, her plans to remain dead to them are complicated by the most precious treasure a certain Dwarf King left her with and by a few friends who simply refuse to believe that she had truly gone from Middle-Earth.Bilbo believed that her journey was done, she had gone there and had come back, her story was finished, she had no idea that she had just walk headlong into another.

Teen 248k words 73 / ? ch In progress 4.5k kudos

fem!Bilbo · Female!Bilbo · Misunderstandings · Heartbreak· +9 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling+3

Wishing for Sunny Skies

by heartspin

It was simply another late summer day, and Harry Potter was receiving another punishment from the Dursleys. He never asked for their love, even though a small part of him may have wished they could allow to grow and show the fondness they did to each other to him as well. All Harry wanted was to be accepted, to feel that spark that burrowed so deep inside him to light. This tale begins at the peak of that wishing, the peak of the Durlseys hate. A drastic change of story to overlap and intertwine LOTR. Harry finds himself in another world, his body not the same but feeling more his own than it ever had. When faced with the choice will he ever return to his own world? When it comes down to it, he may have little choice in going back.WARNING there are dark themes to this story.

Teen 38k words 11 / ? ch In progress 3.4k kudos

Adorable · Angst · Character Death · Child Abuse· +16 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling+2

The Elvenqueen

by pristineungift

One person can make a difference: sometimes large, sometimes small. This is the story of a young witch who died under mysterious circumstances and woke up in a completely different world - a world she would change just by existing. Follow the journey of Hermione Granger as she walks the path to becoming Hermione Thranduiliel, the Elvenqueen.

Teen 73k words 24 ch Complete 3.4k kudos

Coming of Age · Soulmates · Magic · Action/Adventure· +38 more

The Hobbit - All Media Types

Soul Food

by Avelera

Hobbits have a special brand of magic beyond their ability to sneak, how else could a race as small as them eat seven full meals a day, walk everywhere barefoot, and survive in a world where orcs and barrow-wights are commonplace?The twist is: it also affects their soulmate.Or: In which hobbit magic makes things very complicated for Bilbo Baggins.

General 2.7k words 2 / ? ch In progress 2.7k kudos

Soulmates · Alternate Universe - Soulmates · Food · Healing· +5 more

The Hobbit - All Media Types+2

A Stitch in Time Saves

by Maimacp

"No stupid ring is going to foil Billa Baggins!" She shouts, waving her fist at the sky. "By the Valar, I'll save those dwarves, be rid of that ring and protect Frodo. You hear me! I'll do it even if the breath leaves my body first!"If there is one thing Billa Baggins isn’t, it is a hero. But when Billa finds herself in the past - before that dratted quest to reclaim Erebor even began - she may find that a hero is exactly what those daft dwarves of hers need. Because this time everybody lives.If only Thorin would stop distracting her with that stupid smile of his first.Fem!BilboxThorin. Time-travel fix it.

General 55k words 33 / ? ch In progress 2.6k kudos

Female Bilbo Baggins · Female Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield · Erebor · Time Travel Fix-It· +33 more

The Hobbit - All Media Types

Mr and Mrs Baggins

by LullabyKnell

Bilbo Baggins hated Lobelia Bracegirdle long before he'd ever met her. And in turn, Lobelia Bracegirdle, being the ambitious and overachieving sort that she was, absolutely, totally, wouldn't-have-spit-on-him-if-he-were-on-fire despised Bilbo Baggins long before she'd ever met him too. Against all odds and their feuding families, they get married. But it's not that kind of love story.

General 14k words 2 ch Complete 2k kudos

Pre-Hobbit · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Not Canon Compliant · Humor· +27 more

Lord of the Rings - All Media Types+1

To the Shire Born

by Saucery

Stiles is the keeper of the Ring. Derek is the keeper of Stiles.

Teen 3.1k words 1 ch Complete 1.9k kudos

Adventure · Alliances · Alternate Universe · Alternate Universe - Fusion· +22 more

The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)+2

The Hobbit Queen: On Courses

by Aerlinniel722

Second in a few one-shots/short stories that I have written about how Billa Baggins adjusts to life post-quest and the struggles that the Company of Thorin Oakenshield face as they try to understand Hobbit customs (and teach Dwarrow traditions).Dwarrow are incredibly secretive when it comes to their culture, and especially their Dwarrowdams. What few outsiders know is that part of their infertility issues stems from Dwarrowdams only getting their period once or twice a year—and it’s an over the top painful thing. So, in Dwarrow law, when a Dwarrowdam has her courses, they can get away with pretty much anything but murder, aren’t expected to do anything, and any Dwarrow around them trip over themselves to do their bidding—lest they face their Dwarrowdam's wrath. For Hobbits, your courses are monthly, and Billa is quite confused why the Company is tip-toeing around her.

General 2.5k words 1 ch Complete 1.9k kudos

Alternate Universe - Bilbo Remains In Erebor · Badass Dwarf Women · Battle of Five Armies - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · Dwarf & Hobbit Cultural Differences· +12 more

The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)+2

A Nose For Conkers

by DisasterDungeonMaster

"Halfling" is considered an insult in the Shire. Of course, Big Folk (and dwarves) know far less than they think they do, so this fact eludes them. It especially eludes Thorin Oakenshield, so if Bilbo decides to use a Hobbit means of communicating his irritation, who can blame him?

Teen 20k words 5 / ? ch In progress 1.9k kudos

Alternate Universe · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Amused Gandalf · And distrusts EVERYONE· +66 more

The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)+2

The Hobbit Queen: The Shawl

by Aerlinniel722

Third in a few one-shots/short stories that I have written about how Billa Baggins adjusts to life post-quest and the struggles that the Company of Thorin Oakenshield face as they try to understand Hobbit customs (and teach Dwarrow traditions).Several months after "On Courses," Billa and Thorin are settling into married life—though it is not without its ups and downs with their busy schedules. Billa is also about to realize her education in terms of Dwarrow culture is quite lacking when it comes to one topic: children. When a Dwarrowdam is pregnant, she always wears a shawl with a specific pattern and symbol on it to make sure others know she is pregnant. Moreover, expecting Dwarrowdams are worshipped—Dwarrow will do anything for them and are even more overprotective due to low birth rates. We all know; however that children are far from rare in the Shire—and a shawl is a shawl, isn't it?

Teen 14k words 8 ch Complete 1.8k kudos

Alternate Universe - Bilbo Remains In Erebor · Angst and Humor · Battle of Five Armies - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · Dwarf & Hobbit Cultural Differences· +12 more

The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien

The Starless Road

by orphan_account

"Maedhros sought destruction body and spirit, and found both. When Mandos summoned him, he refused, and first of them all he has been taken by the void that they swore themselves to. He is not in the world, and will not come again. Deeper darknesses are there than that which Morgoth made below Thangorodrim!” Fingon paused and looked at Finrod. “Should I not then have killed him as he asked me?” “No!” said Finrod, but Turgon said nothing. Sam grew even more upset. “Now that’s not right,” he said, “that can’t be right! Just or not – and I don’t know that it is, begging your pardon, sir – still, no story should end that way!”

Teen 62k words 9 ch Complete 1.7k kudos

Fix-It · Hobbits · Valinor · The Void· +14 more

The Hobbit - All Media Types

Only in My Dreams

by Madkat89

They had made it through all the dangers of the quest only for the Line of Durin to fall in the Battle of Five Armies. When given the chance to fix it, even if it removes her from their lives, Bella Baggins jumps at the chance. Now all she has left are her memories of the quest, memories that the rest of the company have forgotten. But fate, it seems, is not quite done with Bella Baggins yet.

Teen 167k words 35 ch Complete 1.7k kudos

Battle of Five Armies - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · Dwarven Ones | Soulmates · Dwarves · Elves· +15 more

The Hobbit (2012)+2

A Hobbit's Worth

by Zirakinbar

The dwarves had no idea that Bilbo was an omega when they hired him as a burglar. When he goes into heat during the journey, their attitude towards him changes from an amusing nuisance to a valuable commodity. The rest of the journey... does not go as planned.

Teen 21k words 6 / ? ch In progress 1.7k kudos

Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics · Dwarves · Hobbits · Kink Meme· +2 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling+1

Fiendfyre

by northpeach, wolfsrainrules

Ianthe Potter, General of the Defense Association, could not have counted on the title Mistress of Death to mean anything at all. She hadn’t even been aware of it. That doesn’t stop the Veil from rising up to answer the call of its Mistress. In the process of fulfilling her command, it pulls her into another world. Along a few tagalongs.

Teen 14k words 3 / ? ch In progress 1.4k kudos

(he learned from the best after all) · Age Regression · Alternate Universe · Alternate Universe- Canon Divergent· +49 more