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The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)

On Omelettes

by icarus_chained

ao3:1210312 · 898 words

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Summary

Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.

Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.

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