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Parrots

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43 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 91% are complete. The average one runs about 2,600 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Batman - All Media Types+1

Three Smart Saps

by VelkynKarma

At this point, Jason's hardly surprised to discover that Tim's been kidnapped by those same three idiots again.What is surprising is that they did it to get Red Hood's attention. Or that they need his help.Tim's definitely not going to be happy about this one, but Jason's having the time of his life.

General 12k words 2 ch Complete 210 kudos

Also features the three running gag criminals · Ep 44 Ransom · Ep 89 Stick Up · Frogs· +7 more

Loki - Fandom+4

To My Brother, Thor, Whom I Slept With

by wrathkitty

"The boys froze in terror as their father silently took in the scene before him – Loki, bare-chested and clinging halfway up the bedpost in an attempt to avoid Thor, who had been trying to write swear words on Loki's skin using his new nasal appendages – and then looked at each other in amazement when he promptly marched right back out again."(One of many nighttime scrapes that Loki and Thor get into; or, why the young princes of Asgard are the best birth control ever.)

Teen 13k words 7 / ? ch In progress 207 kudos

Asgard (Marvel) · Awesome Frigga (Marvel) · Bilgesnipe · Brothers· +59 more

My Hero Academia

Repeat That

by Snapdragonfruit

Midoriya has been crushing on Todoroki for quite a while, but is very nervous about telling him his feelings. He doesn't think he'll be able to confess to him directly. Then Kouda brings a parrot to the dorms. Trouble strikes.

Teen 3.7k words 1 ch Complete 194 kudos

Attempt at Humor · Fluff and Humor · Love Confessions · Cute Midoriya Izuku· +6 more

Good Omens (TV)+1

Who's a pretty boy, then?

by HolRose

Crowley is not best pleased when he finds his husband in the bookshop cuddling with another feathery creature. Luckily for him, Aziraphale knows just what his love needs without the need for all that embarrassing talking about things.

General 1.3k words 2 ch Complete 153 kudos

Angel Wings · Asexual Aziraphale (Good Omens) · Asexual Crowley (Good Omens) · Asexual Relationship· +12 more

The Untamed (TV)+2

An Excess of Uncles

by random_sea_cucumber

When Jin Ling gets in trouble at school for fighting with Lan Jingyi over who has the better pet dog, he has no choice but to call one or two of his many, many uncles to come save him. Except they all show up. Meanwhile, the school principal is about to fake his death and flee to Japan just so he doesn’t have to deal with this kid’s obnoxious family.

Teen 6.4k words 1 ch Complete 150 kudos

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · Attempt at Humor · Classism · Comedy· +12 more

The Untamed (TV)

Squares

by Pyrria

Jiang Cheng wiped his hands on his apron and went to open the door, staring in disbelief at the image in front of him. Nie Mingjue was soaked to the skin, his t-shirt and shorts sticking to him in awkward places. His hair, usually braided back, was loose and plastered to his skull.“You look like a drowned rat,” Jiang Cheng said, stepping aside to let him in. Nie Mingjue grimaced, shoving his hair up and back, out of his eyes.

General 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 138 kudos

Alternate Universe · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · Alternate Universe - No Powers· +21 more

Marvel 616

If you want to keep things friendly...

by Sadisticsparkle (sadisticsparkle)

When the Avengers get a tip about an abandoned warehouse in Jersey where screams and ‘inhuman cackling’ are heard at night, Tony and Steve go investigate without knowing that what they find there will make them finally stop dancing around their feelings and deal with it.

Teen 6.9k words 1 ch Complete 127 kudos

Advanced Idea Mechanics · Adventure & Romance · Avengers Vol. 3 (1998) · Best Friends· +12 more

Black Sails

some people get parrots

by Anonymous

Several years have past since the events of Skeleton Island and the words John Silver heard then still haunted him. As time passed those words weighed more and more on him, and he started to forget the voice that had said them. It came as no surprise when Silver came across a parrot on a raid and a drunken idea lead to nights of trying to imitate those words to the bird.Soon after, Silver finds himself in a bookstore in a costal town and believes he has seen a ghost....

Teen 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 89 kudos

Captain Flint/Thomas Hamilton/John Silver (eventual/implied) · Reunions · Angst · Crack· +5 more

Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms+1

Le Lupeux

by shinyfire

Erik and Nadir have been reunited in Paris after many years apart. A tale of longing, love, and losers by the lake. The story goes to places that Kay hinted at but never went.Part of the 'Légendes rustiques' project organised by paperandsong

Teen 9.1k words 3 ch Complete 84 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Angst · Fluff · French Folklore· +5 more

Minecraft (Video Game)+1

On Elytra wings

by BenignCharybdis

Olivia and Axel have been at Jesse's Side since they were 14 years old. Through All that time, there are three things about him that have never changed. Jesse didn't eat pork. Jesse always wore an elytra. and that Jesse had a massive dragon-like creature they were pretty sure wasn't supposed to exist.

General 896 words 2 / ? ch In progress 75 kudos

Aether · Chocobos · Parrots · a bunch of baby wyverns everywhere· +14 more